In Touch says Charlie Sheen is cheating with Angelina Tracy

According to In Touch magazine, Charlie Sheen and Angelina Tracy, lingerie model/escort, have been seen together. The Huffington Post reveals, however, that it wasn't an average shady rendezvous. Brooke Mueller's husband – who is going through rehab like she is right now – was spotted outside of Angelina Tracy's Studio City apartment wearing dark glasses, a hooded sweatshirt, and…wait for it… a fake mustache! Charlie Sheen jokes write themselves these days. Like payday loans no fax, they’re just too easy.

An enabler: Angelina Tracy?

Most rehab programs that are 12 steps like Charlie Sheen’s, don't advice patients to date any person, including Angelina Tracy. They don't advise it until patients have things under control anything, which running around in a fake mustache indicates Sheen clearly doesn't have things under control. Unhealthy relationships can disrupt the recovery process, and that would consist of somebody who might exploit addictions or otherwise enable bad behavior. All reports – including those from In Touch, a publication that isn't officially licensed therapist but plays one on paper – claim that Sheen struggled ever given that the Brook Mueller's 911 call at Christmas when he was arrested. All of his rendezvous with $3,000/hour escorts while in rehab doesn't indicate that his issues are clearing up.

Some nuggets from the In Touch Angelina Tracy/Charlie Sheen story

If Sheen wants to show Brooke that he has changed, then he can have to bite the bullet, face reality, and adhere to whichever fidelity cliche his conscience suggests. In Touch writes that “He is seeing Brooke and the kids a lot and is good about continuing treatment,” and that he has been “sweet” to his estranged wife. However, Mueller has rightfully taken it all with a grain of salt. In other salty news Angelina Tracy (professional name: Nina) loves quite a few salt on her margarita glass. But Charlie really shouldn’t be drinking non-virgin stuff these days, just what with… ahem… rehab and all.

No virgins here – Sheen takes his shenanigans 100 proof

Add some over proof libations and you've got a train wreck. In Touch quotes one person who saw Sheen leaving Angelina Tracy’s apartment as saying that “He ran down to his car. … It seemed like he wanted to leave as quickly as possible.” He sure did. So many lives to wreck with so little time. Don't count on him getting it eventually and thinking of the kids. Angelina Tracy and women like her are eating up that college fund, enabling the creation of yet an additional dysfunctional wave of celebrity offspring.